Current Location: Wisconsin
Some kind of lesbian
creepers creeping right now
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my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3
quizilla circa 2006
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
All right bitch there were like a bajillion comments on a video of Matt Smith’s “American accent” and not one of them was to giving complain about how America is a diverse nation with hundreds of dialects but nobody will shut up about all the dialectical differences in English speech and you know what? You know fuckin what?? England is the size of a sTATE
something about memories
Big Bad Wolf, indeed.
"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"
I’ve seen people make Remus out to be the ‘parent’ of the Marauders but tbh I think James was totally like a protective Mama Bear over his friends like I bet boy would hear people speculating about Remus’s scars or questioning Sirius’s morality for being a Black or Peter’s intelligence and he’d be all YO DID I HEAR SOMEONE SHIT-TALKING MY MATES SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED UP I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING MAGENTA FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS
lol he still is impressed
Avatar:: The Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra
'The Nightmare King warned me that following the shadows could lead me to strange places… strange worlds.'
for my lovely waifu hope-for-snow <3 here is the-king-frost relaxing with Hiccup and Toothless. i don’t usually take up painting but this was fun all the same. but i also want to die so its rly eh //flops
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I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”