Current Location: Wisconsin
Some kind of lesbian
creepers creeping right now
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Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
date the netflix guy
I ship it.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana
How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?
"I love Skyrim, but I don’t get why people would want to live in Skyrim. There’s no internet, everything is trying to kill you, and they can’t go more than a decade without some magical bullshit threatening to destroy the world."
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I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
and this is why we cosplay
those two dudes made each other’s days.
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.